I wil got a gurlfiend bye 2marrow for shor!

g-ferb told me aboat this kool thing its cald onlien dayting.  I made a pro file on this place its so crazy and nice.  They call it OKcupid and  I am inlove with a womman.  her nam is bisqwik47.

I sed hy babe why doent u meet this @ hulu.com and letz whatch a movee.  then I am teking u 2 benjerry.com for ise craem.  Mabe if ur luky I can tak u too cragslizst wher I will bye u a neu stereo.

2dey I am beeing so krzy. im like hey diet pedro doo u want to bild a pile b4 pampers gets back frum grossery shoping??+!!

do u got a favort day for shor?  mabee u shood b moor lik mee.  I am pedro.  I hav the best favort day.

toodey we ceblerate the day b4 a munth after kristmas and its cald kristmunth eve.  every buddy comz and we do so crazi things and stuff.

pampers hes like if u do'nt fill the snoe man pin yata with my favort taipes of cheetos and mara sheeno chairies then i will thretten you.

then grampuh ferby send me a fax.  hey pedroe i want 2 brng my bff.  can i do that?*  he is coming withe me. thx.  g-ferb.

then pedromom lets her pet frawg/brick thing ete a huge hoel in g-ferbs bff and he caled pedromom reelly dum.

hey look itz big brosef frankfurt and he mite want to ete those flours.